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Deleted Scene: "Lucky Louie"
Documentary filmmaker Froobius had a terrible time at the "Pickle Frolic" strip bar, last night, and caught herpes there, so Sheriff Bill tells him a stale old joke to cheer him up. Bill doesn't tell many jokes because he's laconic--a serious man of few words--so this is a real milestone! This segment was cut (for time) from Chapter 25: "Panic Boom" and was directed by Martin Scorsese (you can tell by the disappearing/reappearing cigarette, which is what Marty does best). Enjoy! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #picklefrolic
Interestingly enough, the joke told was one of Bill's father's favorites... so there you go. Happy July 16, Bill Sr., wherever the hell you are!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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