Mars Cafe #55: "Tunnel Vision"

Next episode is the new, jumbo-sized Christmas Special, which will propel Phase-3 into its final, fatal narrative arc. In the meantime, here's this:

The clock is running out... (it may even be running backwards)...

The deadly Secret Triangles are destroying the Martian economy; a dangerous CIA cyborg/corpse remains at large; and Space-Byron has tumbled into the planet's innards... yet the Cabeza Policia Forza is utterly lacking any form of transportation by which to mount a search...

Emory Bunny sets his eyes on a used vehicle that may do the trick, and Sheriff Bill sets out on a perilous mission to secure the funding. Timing is everything! Emory's sharp negotiation tactics will all be for naught if Bill fails to perform his most basic task...

Excitement and quick, random action abound!

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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