Citizens: You are not allowed to criticize the new Snow White movie.

In the enlightened year of 2024, Disney has gifted us with a masterpiece that truly redefines the concept of cinema, morality, and the very fabric of reality itself. “Snow White and the Seven Virtue Signals” is not merely a film—it is a call to action, a triumph of diversity, and a glorious manifestation of the people's will. Except now she's called Mocha Auburn, and she always has been. Deal with it.