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Mars Cafe #54: "Liminal Space"
Space-Byron has encountered a Secret Triangle up close... and has disappeared deep into the planet's geological placenta because of it!
Our Loafy Variant manages to log his very first Sighting, and may be well on his way toward a big, fancy promotion! (But probably not.)
Meanwhile, it's a busy day at the office as Sheriff Bill fields frantic telephone calls, and--because the Cabeza Policia Forza has been utterly decimated--grudgingly hires an old Enemy to man the front desk.
Emory Bunny has reservations about the new man, but still manages to dig deeper into the ongoing Investigation...
Another day at the office? Or are these guys suddenly stumbling... forward?
It's Wednesday, after all, the most liminal of all Liminal Spaces, so celebrate this day with trusted friends. On Thursday.
Remember that MARS CAFE cartoons are made WITHOUT animation software, and perhaps that's reason enough to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to them. Russell frickin' Brand hit 6,000,000 subscribers recently, and good for him. We still LOVE our 54. (Edit: Two years later, we've reached 61!)
God bless our 54. (But maybe invite your friends, too. Lots of them. Why not?)
Smooches.
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Next Episode: More re-contextualizing, less chatter, more progress!
The future's so bright, I gotta wear Dawgs.
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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