Mars Cafe #22: "Death Watch"

Original 2022 synopsis:

The whole city is on edge, waiting for a beloved hero to pass into oblivion, and there's nothing anyone can do about it! Join in on the heartwarming heartbreak of delicious mourning in this captivating episode! Emory Bunny makes the perilous trek to Mount Erebus in order to find a discount organ for his beloved friend and fallen officer; Cumbot receives new and specialized instructions; The devout Cydonian women of Cabeza are in deep mourning; Officer Mike Fast returns to the police force, after a lengthy absence, and deconstructs the distress beacon of Day Zero's doomed KRELB vessel to uncover a mysterious piggy-backed message, finally confirming Monica's ridiculous suspicions; A forest orca is grieving heartily, for some reason; Scumbag Chris Parsley has taken a remote residence where he will be difficult to reach; Joey Parcheesi, from the documentary film crew, makes a surprising and fortuitous discovery in a mall food court; Zoran Markovic does his best impression of "Schrodinger's Cat"; Space-Byron's body is rejecting precious nutrients; Dr. Pukebert finds a potential workaround; Sheriff Bill pinpoints alarming clues, gives some vague commands, paces the floor, steadfastly refuses to eat crow, reaches out to Space-Byron's loved ones with condolences, and manages to remain sober through it all. If you've ever lost someone, or something, this episode will pluck your heartstrings like a broken harpsichord! Be ready to chow on tasty Xanax! Yum! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #kellytaylor #funeral #wake #pancreas #blizzard #crunchy #milkyway And stop by our website to learn more about preventing disease relief-- http://themars.cafe You can't stop what's coming! We're all doomed! Especially me! But mostly you! "The best episode to date," says actor/fascist Poo Billingsley, who provides one of the show's myriad voices!

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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