Mars Cafe #20: "White Noise"

In the midst of all the Serbian goings-on, a devious night-time attack on Policia HQ leaves the officers shaken and forces them to re-evaluate their security protocols! Can anyone ever truly be "safe"? Nothing will ever be the same in Cabeza! Emory Bunny discovers that the neighborhood coffee shop once bankrolled a locally-produced TV series called "Mars Cafe", which confuses and fascinates Sheriff Bill, then Emory gives in to rabbit-temptation and instigates a small fiasco; Joey Parcheesi, one of the documentary's own film crew, receives a grievous injury during the production of an important B-roll segment; Space-Byron is the victim of an animal attack, then discovers he has only a short time to live because his medical crisis has escalated terribly; Dr. Pukebert suspects that one of his longtime patients has been abusing and neglecting his body; Sheriff Bill gets into the yellow sauce, attempts to thwart a home invasion in the darkness, purchases another delicious pastry for a friend, fends off a disgusting criminal, then takes time out of his busy day to explain the difference between Zeta Reticulans and Zeta Beticulans. Things are only going to become more dangerous and complicated! Drop us a line to see how we're doing! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #RonAmos #terrorism #animalattack #narwhal #corn And head on over to the website to qualify for your own free pancreatic insertion-- http://PaulStanleyPickleHole.org Who wouldn't want one of those?

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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