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Mars Cafe #52: "Fan Service"
In this episode, Sheriff Bill and Emory Bunny travel to Phobos Moon in order to tackle unsolicited "Viewer Questions" regarding the unresolved events of the previous episodes, and to speculate on what nonsense is yet to unfold.
This was originally planned as a tagged-on epilogue to the previous episode, "Quantum Cauldron", but that shit was already over-long and off the rails (with its head up its own ass, to boot).
Next up, Phase-3 heads into hardcore "Code Purple" territory, but for now we're stuck with all this thumb-twiddling.
Original synopsis:
Go deep behind the scenes as the two Highly Competent Officers discuss EIGHT particular points:
1. The Sanctity of Life
2. The Efficacy of the Web-Trout Internet Service
3. The Legitimacy of LIVE Cartoon-Show Technology
4. The Influence of Paid Promotional Content
5. The Future Presence of Current Villains
6. The Bodily Effects of Unknown Substances
7. The Social Status of Hybrids
8. The Romance of Emory Bunny (a Hybrid) & Veronica-5 (a Sex Robot)
How can anyone proceed into the future without truly navigating the effects of the past?
Emory cannot utilize the Internet properly.
Bill has a migraine.
Eyeballs are all different from other eyeballs.
People are stupid.
Nothing is worthwile.
Cartoon Show Technology is more diificult than it looks.
Emory is stupid.
The future is unknown, and therefore questionable.
Includes paid promotion for "Sneepiffle" ejaculatory medication. (Make sure you purchase a large amount, and enter the promotional code!)
No, yes, this episode is not "required viewing", maybe, but that's true of every episode of Mars Cafe, so far (and, really, of every even-numbered episode of every TV show in all of recorded history). Don't complain, just enjoy.
This shit was made just for you!
Inluded: Deleted scenes, Alternate scenes, Repeated scenes.
Happy Labor Day, Earthling!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for crispy prizes.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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