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Mars Cafe #18: "Situation Room"
Original synopsis:
The "Day Zero Tragedy" is a "situation", and so the fine officers of Cabeza policia retreat to the "room" designated precisely for such things, in order to work it all out!
A random bird attack casts a long shadow over the ongoing investigation; Emory Bunny has a brain tic that causes him to initiate a game of "Fluffy Tube", which is the Martian version of "Yo' Mama"; A Roman goddess may be very annoyed with Sheriff Bill over how he moves his bowels; Pedro Serrano is quietly present; Monica has enlisted "Special Agent" Tony Pepitone to retrieve special intel from "Air Command"; Space-Byron divulges the secret and heartbreaking details of his "cancer" battle: Sheriff Bill takes his most trusted officers deep underground, identifies a shady Serbian National named Zoran Markovic, then tries to steer the group out of a deadly "language trap". This is the episode that broke the "World-58" List of "Best Shows Regarding Games You Can Play While Waiting To Die On The Subway Tracks." It also features a locomotive, briefly, which is always nice.
This entire episode ought to be presented within air-quotes! #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #mythology #Roman #Athena #culture #monster #attack And you should swing by the website to leave a plaster imprint of your fabulous chin-- http://themars.cafe
Keep "chug-chug-chuggin' along", everyone!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for gash & prizes.
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