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Mars Cafe #17: "Hello World"
Chug along with the heroes of Cabeza Policia!
Original synopsis:
After a week of violence, destruction, illness, and bad vibes, Sheriff Bill decides to take a day to reflect on everything that's good in the world, and heads out to spread joy and positivity around Cabeza! Dr. Pukebert buys a fancy pencil-car; Veronica-5 may be leading a double life; Emory Bunny is side-lined by his own irrelevance; Space-Byron receives a strange medical diagnosis; Parmy parks his rig in a non-designated area; Sheriff Bill fires up his old "Biden-Palin Borcnoqvif Mach 1" town car, tours the neighborhood, composes a jingle, encounters a pedestrian, schools the world on how to use the YouTube, and learns the true meaning of Happiness. This episode's a keeper, for certain! #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #UFO #truancy #plasmox And buy premium gold jewelry for half-price at the stupid website!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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