"Euthanasia Vacation" Part Two

This is almost certainly a set-up for a future Mars Cafe incursion, but let's all just play along and pretend this is a self-contained tale about Death & Loss. (It's not. You're being tricked.)

Original synopsis:

This faceless man can't read the clock, can't find the car rental booth, and doesn't even realize he's supposed to be solving his own murder mystery.

He's headed to the fabled Elven Mountains and doesn't have the faintest idea why.

Will he find his way out of the airport?

With luck, his old Gym Teacher, Mr. Curtis, will help him out...

Here are the stupid hashtags:

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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