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Egg Fried Rice
2 months ago
9
[Verse]
Steppin' to the screen now
Watchin' chefs cook somehow
Egg fried rice they messin'
Thinks they need a lesson
[Verse 2]
British cooks they struggle
Turn that pan to rubble
Rice stickin' dry and tragic
Where's the cookin' magic?
[Chorus]
Egg fried rice disaster
Need a tutor faster
Come on gimme chopsticks
These Brits need some new tricks
[Verse 3]
Oil too much splashin'
Eggs they ain't a-smashin'
Soy sauce in a puddle
Man
They need a huddle
[Verse 4]
Don’t you add no ketchup
What’s this Western set up?
Veggies all uneven
Audience ain’t believin'
[Chorus]
Egg fried rice disaster
Need a tutor faster
Come on gimme chopsticks
These Brits need some new tricks
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