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			Mars Cafe #47: "Plastic Risotto"
In the true Lysithean tongue, it's pronounced "Risottica Plastiquo"...
Original synopsis:
A new Player enters the Game... and Life on Mars may never be the same!
Cabeza Policia may have successfully thwarted KAARP's scheme to share sensitive Martian data between Serbia and Zeta Reticuli, but now the CIA has taken a keen interest in all the Red Planet shenanigans (and in its plentiful energy resources)...
A cybernetic super-spy is dispatched to Cabeza to take full control of the investigation, at any cost...
Emory Bunny attempts to wriggle out of his Air Command duties; Space-Byron wants to make a new friend, then struggles with a technical issue; Loafy finally gets a job, but is forced to confront his past; Thomas Risotto embarks on a frustrating journey; Monica dicks around on the telephone; Sheriff Bill attempts to avoid an unpleasant interaction, then gets swept into a situation he cannot control...
It's all coffee and bananas, as usual!
#Cabeza #Cabeza #Mars #CIA #KAARP #Bionics #Alien #UFO #UAP #CERN #MUFON #FBI #Muchacho #Rage #Genetic #Mutation #ESP #Rocket #Espionage #FreeTrade #Invasion #SkyPatrol #CME #Mercury #RobertPastrami #RubberAlfredo #FreeFalling
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for Chris & parsley.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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