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Mars Cafe #10: "Yeti Parable"
Hey, we're at Episode #10, and we've met most of the main characters, so the main story should be starting soon!
I guess it matters that LOAFY HAS BEEN KILLED and EMORY HAS GIRLFRIEND TROUBLE, so we're sorta getting somewhere. (Fun fact: Everyone talks like Loafy is Emory's friend, but really he's just Emory's weed dealer.)
Original 2021 synopsis:
30 views (!!) Jun 23, 2021 #gunfighter #seaweed #trout
In today's show, we pick up right where we left off: The disembodied robot-head of Veronica-5 puts her proverbial foot down and gives Emory Bunny an ultimatum; Loafy fills his trousers with important dietary fiber; Sheriff Bill makes the arduous trek back to Cabeza, across the dusty wasteland, then imparts some timely folk wisdom by re-telling an old Martian fable; Back at HQ, the Internet is functioning about as well as ever; Emory blames Bill for his current situation, and then grieves for his childhood friend. (Have your hankies ready!)
Visit us at the website-place and maybe even buy the comic book that this stupid cartoon show is based upon-- "THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS"
Also, note these hashtags: #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #seaweed #gunfighter #sasquatch #trout #relationships #DirtbagLoafy #ComingBackAsACorpseClone #Later
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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