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Mars Cafe #06: "Before Previously"
I didn't go back and re-watch this one, but I'm guessing it's going to recontextualize the would-be narrative. That's what Present-Me would do, so I'll bet Past-Me did it, too.
The original synopsis goes:
31 views(!) Jun 17, 2021 #yearsformonths #pulptarot #marscafe
In these four very heartfelt flashbacks... Space-Byron traces the mysterious origin of the vile felon known as "Hombre de la Bolsa" back to the European country of Serbia, on Earth; Sheriff Bill and Emory take some important downtime to visit an elegant, upscale gentlemen's club, in order to unwind; Emory receives an ultimatum from his robot-girlfriend, Veronica-5; and, a routine ghost hunt goes quite poorly for one of our friends. The future looks brighter than ever!
Music has been provided by Kelly Taylor, of #yearsformonths ... Secret, non-Satanic subliminal messages are courtesy of #pulptarot ... Fun friendship Voodoo comes by way of #picklefrolic ... And wholesome, all-around, feel-good energy can only be because of the life-affirming original comic-series #marscafe (now available in paper-book format!) ... Why not go to that website and buy a whole bushel of good--but ultimately useless--consumer-grade materials?
As Dad used to say, "Don't let your dingleberries dangle in the dirt!" You have to scoop them up, brush them off, and then hang them in your shirt! (Dad died "a raving lunatic," as it turned out.)
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
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