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Mars Cafe #44: "Podcast Situation"
The original synopsis for "Podcast Situation" goes like this:
If you're new to The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show, or if you are confused by The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show, or even if you just need to kill 24 minutes while you wait for "90 Day Fiance" to begin, this Episode will hit your magic spot.
Sheriff Bill and Emory Bunny head down to the Situation Room in order to summarize the plot of their ongoing investigation... in handy Podcast format.
This is the full and unabridged program, but presented in a spectacular lo-fi format, because the PoopTube Uploader Extension is being awful today.
Bill and Emory capture the streaming Internet magic of two buffoons sitting across a desk from one another and prattling on and on and on about nothing in particular...
What are the Serbians trying to accomplish on Mars? Why would anyone trust the Zeta Reticulans? When will KAARP tip its hand? Where is this all leading? Who's who at the zoo?
Perhaps we'll find out, eventually.
#Mars #MarsCafe #UFO #Podcast #Invasion #Disclosure #NASA #CIA #NSA #DEA #KAARP #MI5 #WhistleBlower #Crime #Conspiracy #Detective #Pets #Kitten #Space #Serbia #ZetaReticulan #Matrix #Simulation #Entropy #Syntropy #Inversion #Murder #Cyborg #SexRobot #Banana #Elephant #Politics #Coma #Medicine #Spy #AirCommand #SkyPatrol #Technology #Education #Learning #Activities #Lunch #SocialMedia #Science #information #Prevention #ClimateChange #Colonoscopy #ExtremeMountaineering #TheNakedGardener #JRE #DeadInternet
On the next episode: The mystery deepens!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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