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Mars Cafe #04: "Only Fan"
By now, the great gimmick is presenting itself: The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show subtly retcons itself as it goes along. The show will eventually live and die based on the misinformation presented in its "Previously On" and "Coming Up" bookends. At this juncture, though, the madness is still subtle.
Original 2021 synopsis:
Sheriff Bill is in pursuit of the vile felon Hombre De La Bolsa. He fills his tractor's fuel tank with "Lynx Piss" liquor, so it [naturally] explodes... Meanwhile, Space-Byron, who is in charge of the Cabeza Police Station for the weekend, discovers a way to anonymously connect with strange, old men on the Internet. Emory Bunny needs the night off, so that he can take his girlfriend, the body-less robot Veronica -5, out for a fancy dinner, on their one-year anniversary date, but Space-Byron is too obsessed with his perversions to help out in any meaningful way. Confrontation ensues! (Special shout-out to YEARS FOR MONTHS for making the Mars music happen, and another shout-out to THE PULP OF TAROT for making tarot cards happen!) #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #dogswithopposablethumbs #strangeoldmen
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash, coupons & prizes
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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