Chicken Wings are a Problem

Track twelve of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Chicken Wings Are a Problem
Lyrics:

There is something in the animal rights world
I don't think people are fighting for hard enough
and I am part of the problem
It's chicken wings

[Chorus]
Chicken wings are a problem because
they are excellent
they're just the right size
you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite
they come in all kinds of flavours
barbecue,
hot sauce,
dill pickle,
honey garlic,
If you’ve ever had a flavour
they've got it on a chicken wing.

But that's not the problem
the problem is the price
sometimes on wings nights
they're so cheap
for $5 you can eat the wings off of five chickens
think about this
I eat dinner
now there's five chickens walking around
with no wings
it’s impossible to pick up chicks
Later the chickens hang out with the other birds
and they're like “What happened to you? You got no wings”
“Oh, the humans chopped my wings off
put ‘em in barbecue sauce
and ate ‘em”
Oh man that's terrible
you can't even fly now!
I couldn't really fly before anyways

[Chorus]
Chicken wings are a problem because
they are excellent
they're just the right size
you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite
they come in all kinds of flavours
barbecue,
hot sauce,
dill pickle,
honey garlic,
If you’ve ever had a flavour
they've got it on a chicken wing.

and that's the sickest thing
we're taking a flightless bird
chopping its wings off
and just eating those
don't chickens have it hard enough
don't we mock them enough
we've got a dumb little dance to mock a chicken
when we're hanging out and someone's too afraid to do something
hey are you chicken?
Bro are you chicken?

and there's no honour in it
It's not like it's an ostrich or something
that's a big bird
maybe if it was an ostrich you could fight the ostrich and if you won you got to eat its wings as a badge of honour
that's a big bird I could fight an ostrich and lose
and I would be fine with that

[Chorus]
Chicken wings are a problem because
they are excellent
they're just the right size
you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite
they come in all kinds of flavours
barbecue,
hot sauce,
dill pickle,
honey garlic,
If you’ve ever had a flavour
they've got it on a chicken wing.

Can you imagine if I fought a chicken and lost
That chicken would go down in history
he'd be the great Logan Slayer
but me I would go down in history too
whenever the chickens were hanging out
and one of them was too afraid to do something
they'd be like Hey are you Logan?
you're too Logan aren’t you?

So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.

Chicken Wings Are a Problem, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca