Tiny Spears
Track thirteen of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Tiny Spears
Lyrics:
The dentist doesn't bother me so much
except for two things
Flossing at home isn’t fun,
but I do it every day
When you go to the dentist
they warm up by jabbing your gums
with those tiny spears
and implements of torture
Then they floss with the strength of the Hulk
until you bleed
[Chorus]
And they say
you must not floss because you're bleeding
And I think,
I floss every day
I'll switch you places
and floss you and we'll see if you bleed
But I don’t say it,
because they’re all set up
with the torture chair and the tiny spears
After all that is the fluoride rinse
it's mouthwash but it's special mouthwash
it's not like you use at home
it comes in two flavors
they've got rotten berries
and mint they had just used to clean the toilet
you swish it for 30 seconds
and then you spit it out
and then you spit it out
and then you spit it out
and you're not allowed to swallow or rinse it out
it's just there, it makes you want to puke
but you can't puke
cuz it rinse out the fluoride
[Chorus]
And they say
you must not floss because you're bleeding
And I think
I floss every day
I'll switch you places
and floss you and we'll see if you bleed
But I don’t say it
because they’re all set up
with the torture chair and the tiny spears
So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.
Tiny Spears, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca
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