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Expanded Scene: "The Craft of Torture"
If today is Monday, then, as Satan's favorite chanteuse, Lady Gaga, once pledged, "I'll always remember us this way..."
Here's an alternate, extended, tangential look at the bone-splitting interrogation of Kenny Capriccio, down in the ancient, haunted Roman crypt that is "La Tullianum" (from Episode 41: "Rough Justice").
As always, the MARS narrative has vaguely shifted...
Perspective is everything. Context, not so much.
See you next Tuesday. In the April.
#MarsCafe #WaterBoarding #Torture #Misery #TopTen #Telephone #ReachOut #KennyCapriccio #SheriffBill #EmoryBunny #SpaceByron #PedroSerrano #MonicaBerbergerber #GuantanamoBay #WarCrimes #Crimea #Serbia #Ukraine #EasternBloc #ZetaReticulan #AlienInvasion #KAARP #FakeNews #Disinformation #Antifa #BLM #Violence #Abuse #Gaslighting #TinyProstate #LargeUrethra #SPQR #BradleyCooper #UFO #PricklySodomy #YearsForMonths #AvocadoChoad
The grass is always greener under your fat neighbor's tool shed.
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & pizzas.
Please send cash. I'm being held hostage. True!
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