RFK’s VP Shanahan Releases ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ Ad

NARRATOR: “Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDS, also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome? Do you dismiss or deny the current issues facing our country, such as historic inflation, illegal immigration, corporate corruption, World War III escalations, and the chronic disease epidemic? Are you willing to elect someone who was the least popular vice president in modern history and who offers no policy or vision for America simply because your brain keeps telling you anyone but Trump? If so, you might be struggling from TDS. Introducing Independence. Independence allows you the freedom to finally think independently once again. Instead of believing everything you hear from the mainstream media, Independence allows for constructive critical thinking.”

UNKNOWN: “I used to hear people on the news say things like —“

Velshi: “Donald Trump and the movement he has encouraged are a threat to democracy.”

UNKNOWN: “And I instantly believed it. With independence, I now realize the media is run by the Democrat elite, who are a corrupt oligarchy that censors free speech, silences political opponents, supports forever wars, and abandons democracy by anointing its candidates.”

NARRATOR: “Independence may not be for everyone. If you enjoy being lied to about your president’s cognitive abilities, support Orwellian totalitarianism, or are excited about communist fiscal policy, Independence may not be right for you. Common side effects of Independence may include an awakening of rational thought, successfully identifying propaganda, freedom of choice, loss of hatred, anti-narcissistic behavior, and love of democracy.”

UNKNOWN 2: “I used to blindly hate whoever my party was running against. I didn’t care about facts or policy because I was hopelessly indoctrinated. With independence, I’m much more interested in policies that uphold democracy, and I truly care about the health of our country and its citizens.”

NARRATOR: “Ask your doctor if Independence is right for you, and enjoy your freedoms once again.”