Stinky Soliloqies: "Serbian Roulette"

Past Me: "I think I'll give this character a name, but then I'll forget, later on, and call him by a different name."

Future Me: "That's a great idea! I'm certain no one will ever notice."

You're currently experiencing The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show in the correct viewing order! Meanwhile, what's happening in the periphery?

While Space-Byron tries to explain away his little "Simulation Experiment" to the mainstream Mars press, filmmaker Froobius contemplates the meaning of his own worthless existence. Hilarity ensues as "assistant director" Joey Parcheesi finds himself caught up in a murder/suicide narrative...

Fun for the whole family!

This episode of "Stinky Soliloquies" takes places between epsodes #38 and #39 of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show.

Make certain you brought a friend!

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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