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Mars Cafe #37: "Damage Control"
Why not start your Mars Journey at the halfway point? (Episodes #00 to #36 will eventually be uploaded onto an Archival/Flashback Channel, for the true masochists out there.)
Meanwhile, jump in at Episode #37 and get your feet wet. It'll all make sense, eventually. Probably.
Here's the original synopsis for "Damage Control":
Space-Byron's simulation experiment has launched the citizens of Mars into late August of next year, and people are demanding answers!
This is the most thrilling episode yet!
Sheriff Bill continues to languish in his own private Purgatory, as kidney beans slowly destroy his internal organs; Monica has to face the High Council in Manjipur, to explain the massive power drain caused by the simulation, and she leaves Emory in charge of Cabeza Policia; Gerry the actor-robot climbs onto his soapbox and attempts to convince Cabeza's plebians to defund the Policia; The "Day Zero" investigation takes a turn, and Pedro Serrano is given a new task; Nurse Becky has her hands full; Dr. Pukebert is full of exposition (and sadism); Space-Byron plans a romantic getaway with two friends, while preparing to meet the press; Emory Bunny has been given Four Directives, but is fraught with crippling anxiety, and so he attempts to communicate with a dear, old friend...
Mama always said Life was like a large sandwich that is technically two sandwiches...
#mayhem #peril #Mars #NASA #multiverse #science #PLM #PLO #PPK #sharkweek #autopsy #Serbia #trains #documentary #fantasy #boners #criticism #protest #trucker #convoy #meditation #frontier #justice
Visit my large sandwich at http://TheMars.cafe
MC37 (c) 2021 Sean Simmans. Score by Kelly Taylor.
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