Panda Pandemic

Immerse yourself in "Panda Pandemic," where powerful male vocals and a blend of alt-folk, retro funk, and experimental beats come together in an epic, cinematic experience. This video explores the chaotic pull of digital distraction through surreal, vivid visuals and energetic dance scenes. But is it really just about cute pandas? Or is there something deeper beneath the surface? Watch and decide for yourself.

I used ChatGPT4o, Suno, Luma, Plazmapunk, Grok2, and Claude to create this. I have always been enamored/fearful of Klimt. I hope that the inspiration from his painting worked here for you.

Suno descriptors/genre: EPIC CINEMATIC POWER MALE VOCALS ALT FOLK experimental EPIC POWER DANCE, Retro Funk 120-130 BPM

Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Pandering to my mind, scrolling in my hand,
Fingers fixed, feeling the pix—
Pandas pixelated, always get my fix,
Shrill shrieks, I can't resist,
Round and round, no peace, no rest.
Click, clack, chaotic haze,
Mind's trapped in a digital maze,
Irresistible panda play.

Chorus:
Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaaaaaaaaaa!
Pandas play, the cycle's on,
Mind's in disarray, real life's gone,
Chaos and clutter, hard to bear,
Pandas poop while I ignore dirty underwear.
Reality fades, lost, a black hole.

Verse 2:
Videos fight for attention, loud and bright,
Online culture feeds, never satisfied,
Partner calls, laundry’s stacked high,
Dirty underwear, ignored nearby,
Needing peace, but the click wins again,
Pandas poop, pushing me to the end,
Mind slipping, darkness in view,
Tangled wires, pulling me through.

Chorus:
Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaaaaaaaaaa!
Pandas play, the cycle's on,
Mind's in disarray, real life's gone,
Chaos and clutter, hard to bear,
Pandas poop while I ignore dirty underwear.
Reality fades, lost, a black hole.

Bridge:
Lost in dreams, digital distractions,
Pandas play, feeding my attraction,
Livestreams repeat, endless in sight,
My mind glued to screens all night.
Pandas poop, parading on paths,
Focus fades, thoughts unravel,
Reality recedes, replaced,
Pandas praised, while I unravel.

Chorus:
Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaaaaaaaaaa!
Pandas play, the cycle's on,
Mind's in disarray, real life's gone,
Chaos and clutter, hard to bear,
Pandas poop while I ignore dirty underwear.
Reality fades, lost, a black hole.

Outro:
Panda pandemic, viral storming,
Eyes to hands, always performing,
Gentle buzz, vibrating device,
Body quivers, oh so nice.
Pandas poop, so cutely,
Time for peace, another day.
More panda posts are dropping,
And until reality’s less boring;
My views won’t be stopping.

Chorus:
Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaaaaaaaaaa!
Pandas play, the cycle's on,
Mind's in disarray, real life's gone,
Chaos and clutter, hard to bear,
Pandas poop while I ignore dirty underwear.
Reality fades, down a black hole.
Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaa! Nyaa-Nyaaaaaaaaaa ooooh yeaaaaaaaaah!