After weeks of avoiding the press, she finally emerges for a scripted carefully edited CNN interview

After weeks of avoiding the press, she finally emerges for a scripted, carefully polished CNN interview.

She trots out the same debunked claims about fracking, and yet again, we're subjected to her signature incoherent ramblings.

They quietly drop this fiasco on a Thursday evening before a holiday, hoping no one pays attention.

And, naturally, she's got her trusty emotional support dog by her side as a distraction.

Now we see why she's been dodging the cameras—without a script, she's an absolute trainwreck.