A Tall Glass of Roundup in Monsanto’s America — Ep. 338

Super Special Counsel Jack Smith is at it again, filing a superseding indictment against Donald Trump, a move that can only reinforce our deeply held belief that his opponents are completely retarded.

Speaking of retarded, the Great Julie Kelly was sent into a tailspin this week after our good friend Kyle Seraphin exposed the fact that she and her husband contributed thousands of dollars to the Democrat political machine. But don’t you worry your pretty little heads. My old pal, Fed State Will has everything figured out, you see.

Because asking our favorite Monsanto grown wino a simple question is obviously just another sophisticated COINTEL operation, cooked up by yours truly while I was stuffing lobster rolls into my fat face while talking to Coach Dave Daubenmire in Summer 2022.

Meanwhile, in other corners of this nation in decline, armed migrants have reportedly taken over an apartment building in Aurora, Colorado, more than 1,500 people have signed an online petition to demand accountability for a Davenport, Iowa Police officer who shot and killed a family dog, and
Covid is back on the menu with schools being shut down in Alabama and Tennessee.

It’s a good thing Nancy Pelosi and the gang are keeping things cold and reptilian because there may not be enough crickets to feed everyone once the bullshit runs out.

The Council pours a tall glass of Roundup on August 29, 2024.