you can't trust this world for nothin but God is a constant

such a dude, i love this hat
i didn't get picked tonight but it's okay cos i made a buncha posters during the show
if you had told me when i started that i'd be disgusted by sex jokes i woulda laughed at ya
proof of what God can do to ya
not trying to be haughty but it's pretty bad what society allows for themselves
they don't strive to do better
pretty steady continuum of human behavior
it never does what it promises
they turn to everything but God
God is everywhere n we're so lucky
He coulda given up on us a long time ago, i wouldn't blame Him
their standards are below sea level
i know that i've sunk that low before
who am i to tell em that they'll be in trouble...
i understand the importance of this now more than ever
but clean comedy bores me, too
either clean comedy or eating ass "comedy"
God forbid there's a comedian in a conventional marriage
asexuality is the complete opposite experience
sex shouldn't be evil
they tell themselves that this is what they want
what can you do, i've been saying this a lot here recently