Remotely Iridescent Snow Storm Flowers (live) from the Fields of Invitation Only

With bonus terraformed wind,
Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens Presents:
Brought to you in part by:
The Western Michigan Wastelands Flower Authority:
One of a series of delineation brought to you by:
The Juicy Melons and Big Blossoms Casino and Rose Gardens
Just south west of the Area 32 Hybrid Tea Rose Feature
ONLY AT:
Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens
“Impossibly difficult herbs to acquire 101”
“How to Capture the Essence of a Wicked Witch’s blood curdling laugh”
If you try to sneak up on a witch good luck.
There is no other creature in the wastelands with a higher level of natural awareness second only to owls, this is why witches are often accompanied with owls. Witches have been using drones for reconnaissance for thousands of years with remote viewing. Maybe there just wasn’t a plugin, mod or update for that technology yet in the past. What a gift of leadership in innovation to the world that we can finally do what witches have been doing for thousands of years but now with an operating system.
A witch is a genius of repetitive reactionary herbal counter ambush tactics of the highest order, with libraries of complicated recipes to browse through often weeks before your intentions begin to come to fruition against her. If you really piss her off, she will just bring in her whole crew, her Coven, if she has one but Witches often do not.
There is virtually no way to splash attack a wicked witch with a potion or area of effect spell. They are confidently defended by their ability to neutralize incoming potions and spells in flight while they are only feet away from reaching her with her own in-house counter remedies, If they are not already immune to the attack from lengthy exposures from brewing process over the centuries A Witch Will have a potion in their cloven claw fanged grip that has more glass in its grill than you have in your entire rose garden’s hoard word is born.
One of the few things that will infrequently, say the least, make a Wicked Witch Laugh is vanquishing a stubborn, what she would consider to be, a weed or you. One of the rarest events in all the wasteland, an opportunity to capture the Defiled Herbal Essence “Pleasant Decay”.
“Only a Pixie is capable of such precise ambushing capabilities as to fully execute the evacuation of a wicked witch at such a vulnerable moment of her hatred and still retain mental fortitude, discipline and hatred enough to act on behalf of her home rose garden.”
A tormented witch will send butterflies to your garden as covert operators inside your hoard so that there are no surprises as she whips your ass back to Skunk Hollow empty handed, damned, filthyfied or worst of all cursed. She will feed your most valuable herbs to her rat and force telekinesis live broadcast all of it to the minds of everyone you know as they sleep. Sort of a commercial for your personal acquaintances viewing pleasure compliments of the witch.
I watched this back to back for quality control with a marathon carl cox set and it was so cool it almost blew my robe off.
“Skunk Hollow Rose Gardens.”
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