Celebrity Endgame: Our 2024 Deadpool Picks

Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh.

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Until next time,Get off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

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Timestamps

00:00:12 - Podcast Introduction

Introducing the Get Off My Lawn podcast and hosts Darren and Dave.

00:00:45 - Contact Information

Sharing contact details for the podcast on various social media platforms.

00:01:17 - Celebrating Episode Milestone

Acknowledging the fourth episode of the podcast and discussing consistency.

00:01:49 - Introducing Deadpool Episode

Explanation of the episode's theme where hosts will predict celebrity deaths.

00:02:43 - Gene Simmons Death Prediction

Darren's humorous prediction on how Gene Simmons might meet his end.

00:05:14 - Dave's First Death Prediction

Dave's prediction involving a D-grade celebrity's demise.

00:05:52 - Stuttering John Melendez
The hosts then move on to discuss a lesser-known celebrity, a former monkey boy call screener on the Howard Stern Show.

00:09:53 - Greta Thunberg Death Prediction

Darren's satirical forecast of Greta Thunberg's fate.

00:12:08 - Dan Andrews Mention

A brief mention of Dan Andrews in the context of the Deadpool list.

00:12:59 - Rob Schneider Death Prediction

Dave's conspiracy-themed prediction for Rob Schneider's death.

00:15:57 - Christina Jenner Death Prediction

Darren's speculative scenario involving Christina Jenner and a weight loss drug.

00:18:43 - Bert Kreischer Death Prediction

Dave's narrative on how Bert Kreischer might encounter his end due to a Russian mafia story.

00:21:04 - Britney Spears Death Prediction

Darren's creative and tragic prediction for Britney Spears.

00:24:03 - Jim Carrey Death Prediction

Dave's theory on Jim Carrey's disappearance linked to his anti-Illuminati stance.

00:27:15 - Ozempic Discussion

A detailed discussion on the weight loss drug Ozempic and its potential impact.

00:30:12 - Fast Food Industry Conspiracy

Speculation on how the fast food industry might respond to a popular weight loss drug.

00:31:35 - Recap of Previous Show Attempt

Darren and Dave discuss the need to redo the show due to a previous lackluster attempt.

00:33:01 - Fireball Whiskey Mention

A casual mention of enjoying Fireball Canadian whiskey during the podcast.

00:37:04 - Russian Mafia Story

Further elaboration on Bert Kreischer's infamous Russian mafia story.

00:39:06 - Isaac Butterfield Praise

The hosts express their admiration for comedian Isaac Butterfield.

00:41:00 - Wrapping Up Deadpool Episode

Conclusion of the Deadpool episode and a reminder for listeners to send in problems for "Dear Dave" segment.

00:42:48 - Podcast Promotion

Encouraging listeners to subscribe, follow, and review the podcast on various platforms.