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Eating Balls (Again)
Well, howdy y'all! Patton and Jason are back at it again this fine Monday afternoon, and we’re mighty grateful to have every one of y’all tuning in to today’s show. It’s a real blessing knowing y’all are here for some good ol' laughs and a little chat about life. Sure, we’re serious about what we believe, but if you take yourself so dang serious you can’t enjoy life, well, you might be doing something wrong! We’re here to keep you laughing, smiling, and just plain enjoying the ride.
We know a bunch of folks tune in just to escape reality for a spell, and that’s exactly what we aim to do. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton’s at it again, talking about eatin' testicles—yep, you heard that right. She’s really been on a kick lately, but hey, we still love her! Meanwhile, Jason’s got a tale about almost losing his finger and losing folks over his support for Donald Trump. But hey, that’s all cool too—if your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is so strong we can’t be friends, well, so be it.
Patton also cracks open X trending, and the two of ‘em break down some recent news, including a punk rocker-slash-wrestler who kicked the bucket—though Jason ain’t got a clue who that is.
We just wanna say thank you kindly for spending your precious time with us. The love and support y’all have shown Patton and Jason has been downright heartwarming. Let’s keep those good vibes rollin’, and keep on laughing together! Y’all have a great night, and we’ll see ya Wednesday (or maybe even sooner if you catch us on X).
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