The Ancient Wisdom Of.A german shepherd

"A valid excuse.

Wisdom from Dog.

1. Take time to pee on everything, you might never get the chance to pee on that thing again, do you really want to live with the regret of not stopping to pre on the thing?

2. If my 1 year is 7 human years than my human only has 1/7th of the ability to understand what’s really important, he’s basically retardog, so I need to be patient with him and eat his shoes.

3. Although they look innocent Cats, kittens and felines, bald, hairy or striped are all evil and I must protect my human from getting distracted by them and destroy them on site.

Woof."