Owner Repeatedly Pranks Cat Who Keeps Coming Back For Food

Okay guys serious question: what is the most important meal of the day? Lunch? Breakfast? Dinner? FOURTH MEAL?!? Some say it’s breakfast, but I’ve also heard that memorable catchphrase originated out of a clever promotional campaign and really shouldn’t be trusted. Other’s think the dinner is the most important meal because that is the food that is going to be nestled tight sitting in the never-ending pit of your gut all night long. For me however, the most important meal of the day is the next one! It’s when I’m at my most hungry! I get famished, fam! And when I’m hungry, I am not in the mood for games. I don’t want any long “Well, what are you in the mood for?” convos. Wanna know what I’m in the mood for? FOOD! And lots of it! Pile it on, baybay! Oh sure, sometimes I want something light or specific or something just sounds “bleccch” to me, but that is few and far between. I didn’t develop this sick bod being picky with my eats! It came from a long legacy of big lunches, bigger dinners and biggest snacking!