Unsolicited Critical Thinking Classes [AI Music]

[Intro]
Is critical thought a rare gem today?
Fear not, for here's where the shadows play,
Lessons launched from hidden hands,
Silent teachers in digital lands.

[Chorus]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?

[Verse 1]
What schools fail to teach, these callers supply,
Crafting lessons you just can't buy.
In the market of deceit, they be sly,
Teaching us to question. Why? Why? Why?

[Chorus]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?

[Verse 2]
Elites demand, "Conform and heed!"
"Don't think, just follow the lead!"
They cripple schools with decreed greed,
Ensuring their power, sowing mislead seed.

[Chorus]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?

[Verse 3]
Scammers chase dollars, not societal change,
Unintended teachers, roles they exchange,
Unmasking the facade we thought we knew,
Revealing the lessons hidden in view.

[Chorus]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?

[Verse 4]
If education did what it’s supposed to do,
Scammers would find no one to pursue.
But the gaps they exploit, the lessons they instill,
Expose the flaws we need to fill.

[Chorus]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?

[Verse 5]
Villains not heroes, yet heroes they become,
In a world untaught, from shadows they drum,
Accidental saviors, their scams undone,
Teaching us the battles that must be won.

[Coda]
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?
You pass the test, you get off for free.
You fail it, and you pay the fee.
An unexpected solution to the conspiracy,
It's a speed-o-meter, don't you see?