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Jesus Christ is Gay (AI Song)
[verse]
Jesus Christ has gay love for john the Baptist
Jesus and john hanging out in the water
it's so gay they might even kiss
[chorus]
jesus is so gay he has never existed
they say turn to jesus or burn in hell
but I say Jesus is gay with john
[Verse]
John came down Jesus Christ's throat
it was really romantic and gay
but its still not as gay as threatening a child with hell
[chorus]
Jesus is so gay he blew john all day
Jesus received a load of john's warm come in his mouth
that's how Jesus was baptized
[verse]
Jesus got a Tattoo which says Gay Life instead of thug life
Jesus blows any prophet
from L Ron Hubbard, to joseph smith and Muhammad.
he blows them all and swallows every drop of come
[chorus]
jesus is so gay he has never existed
they say turn to jesus or burn in hell
but I say Jesus is gay with john
[Verse]
The reason why Jesus Christ is gay
is the same reason that mind control is gay
people who don't want you to think
are never your friends
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