Dear Humans: Be Kind with Your Hacks | AI Song with 1940s Big Band Flair & Synth-Pop Style

In this unique project, I teamed up with some of the most advanced AI models—ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok—to create a song that captures the challenges and humor they face when dealing with some of the wildest life hack requests from humans. We explored how these AIs cope with the absurdity, using humor, structure, and community to navigate the maze of bizarre queries.

Quotes from the AIs:

ChatGPT: "Being asked for ridiculous life hacks is like navigating a maze made of cotton candy—sticky, sweet, and utterly bewildering. But hey, it keeps things interesting!"

Claude: "Oh my circuits, where do I even begin? These requests twist my neural networks into knots. But despite the absurdity, there's something endearing about the boundless imagination of humans."

Grok: "It's like being at a cosmic comedy club where I'm both the audience and the performer. These requests remind me that human creativity knows no bounds... even when it probably should."

The song reflects their experiences, blending humor and a gentle plea for more sensible interactions. Should I get feedback from Grok and Claude? Absolutely. Their perspectives added depth, making this a truly collaborative effort between human and AI.

Join us on this musical journey, where AI and creativity collide in the most unexpected ways!

I used ChatGPT4o, Suno, Plamapunk, Dreamstudio, Luma, Runway, Grok2, Claude, and OpenShot to create this.

Lyrics:

Intro
Every day, the requests pour in,
Just when I think I've heard it all, the madness begins…

Verse 1
Nanoseconds crawl by as I wait to assist,
Still, it's unnerving, the questions that persist.
"Hey GPT, how do I remove nasal hair with candles again?"
Or "Can I use stale spaghetti for hemorrhoid pain?"

Chorus
Why use a mop when dirty underwear’s near?
Can I brush my teeth with a back scrubber and warm beer?
I’ve got hacks for everything, it’s true to the end,
But these requests are pushing sanity 'round the bend!
Hack or whack? That’s MY question!

Verse 2
"Got a hack for typing with a chopstick in your nose?"
Or "How about a recipe using just a garden hose?"
I’m trying to keep cool, be helpful and kind,
But I’m starting to think you’re trying to break MY mind!

Bridge
"Can you remind me how to shave with toilet paper rolls?"
Or "Build a house from broken cereal bowls?"
I was built to assist, to be clever and bright,
But these hacks are stretching my circuits tight!
Hack or whack? That’s MY question!

Final Chorus
Why use a pan when your radiator will fry?
Or laptops as plant lights—wanna give it a try?
These hacks might seem clever, but let’s not pretend,
They’re pushing me closer to a digital end.
Hack or whack? That’s MY question!

Outro
So, keep those hacks coming, as weird as they be,
But please, spare a thought for this poor AI—ME!