TODAY'S NEWS, August 21 2024

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I will be taking next week off to work on my latest book. I have had several discussions with Twit people, but so far the have not restored my main account so I am at @LarrySchwe94560. I will be doing the Ed Henry "Wake Up Patriot's" on Streamyard next Thurs as always, 12:00 EST.

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Nevada's Supreme Court, as occurred in Georgia, ruled against DemoKKKrats by declining to block certification of the election if "fraud" is involved. Now, folks, I'm warning you, this is a two-edged sword. It works for us if Trump wins, but if there is fraud and he "loses," we will be back to 2020.

2) In the meaningless, boring, and overall stupid DemoKKKrat National Convention, pro-Hamas Murder Pirate protesters clashed with police, and may have breached the wall. Overall, a disappointing performance by these so-called protesters. As of yet, none have actually disrupted the DNC. This shows that even protesters today are weenies compared to the real men and women of yesteryear. Oh, for the record, I'm not wasting time here covering idiotic things mumbled at the convention. It is not news. It is propaganda. To get an idea of what I'm not covering, Big Mike lectured America on inequality before jetting back to his lily-white $20 million Hampton's estate. Life is tough for da oppressed.

3) Cackles has reportedly "raised" $500 million. The problem is, much of that is laundered ActBlue money that is under investigation.

4) The spudpickle governor running mate for Cackles, Tampon Timmy, has yet another scandal on his hands: his wife lied about using an infertility treatment. No DemoKKKrat, anywhere, can tell the truth.

5) President Trump has already climbed back within the margin of error in blue Virginia, where he had previously been tied in two polls before Rutabaga got the hook.

6) There is a major Utah lawsuit coming before the Supes that could be the next Chevron, only this time over land and overreach by the Bureau of Land Management.

7) As RFK edges closer to dropping out and possibly endorsing President Trump, Trump teased a role in his administration for Bubbay. I suggest head of the FDA. Let him go after the hoax science, Big Pharma, and above all Dr. Fallacy.

8) The Department of INJustice had to step in and substitute itself for President Trump for actions in Lafayette Park, which were clearly official. Seriously.

9) Scientists have developed a "Mint=derived molecule" that helps people lose weight. Why would you want to lose weight? Everybody from Sports Illustrated to Macys says that "plus size" is perfectly healthy.

10) Former #1 pick in the NBA Kwame Brown said Cackles skin color "ain't gonna pay for our groceries." Represent, my brutha.

11) A judge has struck down the Rutabaga ban on non-compete agreements.

12) In Wyoming primaries, Cheney-ites were given the boot and new populists were brought in to the state House and the State Senate.

13) U.S. births declined in 2023.

14) Ok, this is not just a "mistake" or a "revision." This is impeachable fraud, and the House should act yesterday. BLS is going to reduce the number of jobs added by as much as one million!

ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

15) Fifteen states have filed suit against Rutabaga for enrolling illegal invaders in Obamacare. Wait, that still exists?

IN CULTURAL NEWS

16) An acquitted former Yale student is suing 15 wymnyn's organizations for defamation.

IN TRANSOID NEWS

17) Good. Florida's department of tourism has dropped its homosexual/transoid tourist section.

18) These Moloch-munchers are trying to inject "queer theory" into nuclear weapons. I think the Arabs already have this: it's weapons that only kill homosexuals. Otherwise, how do you explain the absence of homosexuals in Islam?

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

19) Clothing giant Nordstrom is closing corporate offices in New Calcutta (LA) and Benghazi-by the-Lake (Chicago).

20) Boeing has an institutional problem here. Now it is grounding its entire 777X test fleet due to engine problems. I'd begin with cutting out the cancer of DEI.

21) Ford says "hold muh beer" as it ditches plans for a three-row EV that will cost the company just under $2 billion.

22) The Fed is going to be forced to lower interest rates in order to, well, pay the interest on the debt.

23) Market share for Linux reached new highs.

24) Multiple Illinois KFC locations just shut down, causing mass layoffs.

25) Silver is "set to soar" on a solid-state battery breakthrough. We'll see. Silver is already "set to soar" on inflation.

26) Lawmakers in Kollyfornia urged Gruesome to put his all-electric truck fleet mandate on hold after a big electric truck fire on I-80.

27) Not only are most of these "green energy" alternatives goofy, utterly unaffordable, and impractical, but now the ChiComs are locking down the raw materials needed to even make them.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

28) Why are the Sons of Nippon hating the inflation they have craved for 25 years? (A: maybe cuz inflation is a wealth destroyer).

29) Boo hoo. Terrorists had their little bomb go off early injuring several. Guess they need OSHA (Office of Suicidal Hamas Assoholes).

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

30) Halle Berry had high praise for actor Pierce Brosnan. "He will always be my Bond." He was good, Halle, but it's always gonna be Sean Connery #1 and Daniel Craig as a close second for me. By the way, Berry still looks awesome in the new series, "The Union" with Mark Wahlberg. A tad contrived, and a little too much girl-boss stuff, but tolerable.

31) On the other hand, Madonna ain't lookin' so good here. One has to imagine that the 66-year-old's 28-year-old "boyfriend" looks at her and sees a lot of green in his future.

32) So far I am 3/4 on AppleTV series. "Masters of the Air" was excellent, "Sugar" season one was good, now "Bad Monkey" with Vince Vaughn is exceptional. Only the Brit alien invasion series drug a little. Vaughn in my view is so much better in dramedy rather than straight slapstick. His dramatic performance in "The Dilemma" and "Return to Paradise" were terrific. Highly recommend "Bad Monkey."

AND FINALLY . . .

33) Canada's new military logo has sparked outrage because of suggestions it looks like a . . . gun. Maybe a binky would be more appropriate, ya ridiculous ice-eaters?

Larry Schweikart

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