The Neighbourhood Spy 🕵️‍♂️ 👀

A fat idiot paid by jealous siblings to spy on me with a listening device to know my whereabouts at all times. Unfortunately for the fat idiot his IQ is none existent and he has the self awareness of a dead corpse with rigormortis setting in. I now move in silence and wait patiently for this imbeciles arrest as he is under investigation along with jealous family members on both sides as they attempt to murder me for a stolen inheritance they thought they had hidden from me by keeping me in the dark about my true identity...

Stay tuned for more revelations of a true story that turns more sadistic and insidious in nature as more information is revealed.