Premium Only Content

Fallon: Harris and Walz Are Touring in the Same Bus They Threw Biden Under
FALLON: “Ahead of the Democratic National Convention, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are taking a bus tour together through Pennsylvania.
(Cheering and Applause)
And this is interesting — this is interesting, it’s the same bus the Democrats threw President Biden under. Isn’t that a coincidence? What a coincidence, yeah. Guys, listen to this. Tomorrow, Biden and Harris are tending their first event together since Biden dropped out of the race, and they’ve actually been texting each other. We actually got a hold of what they said.”
HIGGINS: “Really?”
FALLON: “Yeah. Take a look. First, Biden texted, ‘Can’t wait to reunite Thursday.’ And Vice President Harris texted, ‘Me either, Joe. It’ll be so great to catch up. Gotta run to a rally.’ And Biden wrote, ‘Really busy here too. VHS tapes to rewind. These text dots mean you’re still writing me, right? You and the new guy really seem to be hitting it off. He seems like fun. Is he more fun than me? Is that weird to ask. DEAR GOD, DON’T TELL HIM I WAS ‘WEIRD!!!!’ Glad you’re happy. I’m being Juvenile. Hey, did you just call me? That’s cool! We never really did the hands up thing. Just saying. Definitely not saying we should get back together again, unless you want. Anyhoo...’ And then finally she responded with, ‘K.’”
-
1:43
Grabien
3 hours agoD.C. City Councilmember on Nat’l Guard Presence: People Should Be Able to Go Out to Restaurants, Not Feel as ‘Prisoners in Their Own City’
6 -
LIVE
SpartakusLIVE
2 hours agoThe BADDEST Duo in WZ Exhibits PEAK Physique || Duos w/ Sophiesnazz to start, quads later
780 watching -
LIVE
Due Dissidence
8 hours agoSchmuley TRASHES Shapiro, Maxwell Sings For Pardon, Uhuru Doc Preview - Live From St. Louis!
1,046 watching -
LIVE
Nerdrotic
3 hours ago $0.16 earnedMysteries of 3I/ATLAS | Forbidden Frontier #113
493 watching -
UPCOMING
IsaiahLCarter
11 hours agoAPOSTATE RADIO EPISODE 027: Return of the Queen Apostate (Guest: Evan Barker)
39 -
2:04:21
vivafrei
22 hours agoEp. 278: D.C. Peace Wave! Big Tish & Nipple Judge SPANKED! "Maryland Man" Trafficker FREE & MORE?
42.3K52 -
LIVE
RaikenNight
1 hour agoGoose Goose Duck then I am Building MInis
351 watching -
11:52
Exploring With Nug
2 hours ago $0.03 earnedWhat’s Hiding Under This Dallas Lake We Found a Vehicle!
7.07K3 -
LIVE
Phyxicx
3 hours agoRocket League with Rance tonight! - 8/24/2025
28 watching -
LIVE
ManoloCalifas
28 minutes ago🔴 LIVE - DARK SOULS 3 SEAMLESS CO-OP
67 watching