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Fallon: Harris and Walz Are Touring in the Same Bus They Threw Biden Under
FALLON: “Ahead of the Democratic National Convention, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are taking a bus tour together through Pennsylvania.
(Cheering and Applause)
And this is interesting — this is interesting, it’s the same bus the Democrats threw President Biden under. Isn’t that a coincidence? What a coincidence, yeah. Guys, listen to this. Tomorrow, Biden and Harris are tending their first event together since Biden dropped out of the race, and they’ve actually been texting each other. We actually got a hold of what they said.”
HIGGINS: “Really?”
FALLON: “Yeah. Take a look. First, Biden texted, ‘Can’t wait to reunite Thursday.’ And Vice President Harris texted, ‘Me either, Joe. It’ll be so great to catch up. Gotta run to a rally.’ And Biden wrote, ‘Really busy here too. VHS tapes to rewind. These text dots mean you’re still writing me, right? You and the new guy really seem to be hitting it off. He seems like fun. Is he more fun than me? Is that weird to ask. DEAR GOD, DON’T TELL HIM I WAS ‘WEIRD!!!!’ Glad you’re happy. I’m being Juvenile. Hey, did you just call me? That’s cool! We never really did the hands up thing. Just saying. Definitely not saying we should get back together again, unless you want. Anyhoo...’ And then finally she responded with, ‘K.’”
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