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i can't make it palatable to save my life
one piece of grapefruit left
charter has requested that i make him some posters
another less noticeably mentally ill comic
being a drunk just makes sense
alcohol n drugs have a similar effect as schizophrenia
too many drugs will rewire yer brain
a disorder means that yer brain will go in different directions or possibly just one direction that is typically not very good
all access pass due to drug use
my last car, fiona, had roll down windows
i was very upset when i totaled her
fiona apple prevented me from killing myself in the seventh grade
i did really well considering that there were only like ten people there
being different helps cos people are bored
everyone has potential tho, i will be totally fair
my friend brad is brilliant, i could never organize anything i do
am i just making excuses of what
apparently duane got hit by a peach truck (more like a cocaine truck GET IT, IT WAS THE SEVENTIES)
some like a lotta my content, others only like a little
i have too many cds to get hung up on one but i just can't help it, i love the fuck outta whatever i am listening to at the time
*polycarbonate plastic is what cds are made out of but they have a thin layer of aluminum on the outside which makes them reflective
the awkwardness typically works, sometimes it don't
ag is here to save you from the phone junkies
staring at yer phone all day is gonna make you less interesting overall but if you are a creative person this is obviously going to be detrimental to yer craft
i rant about this becuz it annoys me AND i have bent over backwards to avoid it so...
i must have an actual cock in order to be truly cocky haha
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