Forspoken Roasted: A Brutally Honest Review

Strap in for Forspoken: A Brutally Honest Review, where we dive headfirst into the steaming pile of garbage that is Forspoken. This game is a masterclass in how to fumble every single aspect of a AAA release. From dialogue that sounds like it was written by a 14-year-old trying too hard to be edgy, to a world so empty it makes No Man’s Sky look like a bustling metropolis, this game is a joke—and not the funny kind.

Join me as I rip this mess to shreds, exposing every flaw, every cringe moment, and every half-baked idea that somehow made it into the final product. If you’re looking for a sugar-coated review, look elsewhere. This is Forspoken getting exactly what it deserves—a brutally honest takedown that’ll leave no stone unturned and no shitty feature unroasted.