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The Art of Seduction: 'Tease' Song
I've had lyrics to this song/rap/poem bouncing in my mind for many, many years. It all started when I was much younger. Funny how it seems funny now! This is about as risqué a video I will make for YouTube. Please be kind, as this is meant to be funny and really poking at myself more than anyone else. I used ChatGPT4o, Suno, Dreamstudio, Luma, Runway, and OpenShot to create this. The genres used were: meta-Gospel comedy ghetto Rap, bluegrass, R&B, swamp blues boogie.
Lyrics:
(Chorus)
T-t-t-tease, she does it with ease,
T-t-t-telling me she aims to please,
But every time I'm ready, she gives me the freeze,
Sky opens, mind's in the t-t-t-trees,
Exhausted, I wheeze,
Some might call her a sleaze,
But with her t-t-touch, my mind frees.
(Verse 1)
T-t-t-tease, girl's happy to have me on my knees,
L-l-looks at me like some kind of disease,
Men lined up to join the casualties,
All this and more for the price of t-t-two at Applebee's.
(Chorus)
T-t-t-tease, she does it with ease,
T-t-t-telling me she aims to please,
But every time I'm ready, she gives me the freeze,
Sky opens, mind's in the t-t-t-trees,
Exhausted, I wheeze,
Some might call her a sleaze,
But with her t-t-touch, my mind frees.
(Verse 2)
T-t-t-tangled in her web, can't find release,
Every move she makes, a c-c-crafted piece,
Whispers in my ear, my heartbeats cease,
I'm caught in her game, no sign of peace,
My oats never find release, t-t-trapped in her t-t-tease.
(Bridge - with Gospel call and response)
T-t-t-time and again, I'm left in disbelief (Time and again, disbelief),
Thinking I've won, but she's the thief (She’s the thief),
Stealing my thoughts, bringing relief (Bringing relief),
In this game of love, she's the chief (She’s the chief).
With a smirk, she asks, "Where's the b-b-beef?"
(Chorus - with Gospel backing vocals)
T-t-t-tease, she does it with ease (Oh, with ease),
T-t-t-telling me she aims to please (She aims to please),
But every time I'm ready, she gives me the freeze (Gives me the freeze),
Sky opens, mind's in the t-t-t-trees (Mind's in the trees),
Exhausted, I wheeze (I wheeze),
Some might call her a sleaze (A sleaze),
But with her t-t-touch, my mind frees (My mind frees).
(Outro - with Gospel backing vocals)
T-t-t-tease, leaving me weak at the knees (Weak at the knees),
In her grip, men's minds seize (Minds seize),
But in the end, she just a master of the t-t-t-tease (Master of the tease).
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