Outlaw Cooking! It’s Pure Evil.

Don’t tell me you like cooking. And if you do, know this, just some two meager hours you spend hunched over that fancy new stove of yours every day adds up to almost 2 years over the time period of 20 years. In simple terms, you could easily waste up to 2 years of your life if you started cooking for 2 hours every day!

Still think cooking is not pure evil?!