"We need to run away from here faster! There are broken cars everywhere,

"We need to run away from here faster! There are broken cars everywhere, people beaten up, cassette mines scattered around, so many! The sky is full of helicopters! May the Lord help us to escape!"

Russian propagandists have so scared the peaceful population of the Kursk People's Republic with "Ukrainian Nazis" that people are mass evacuating their homes. At the same time, this is a great opportunity to show "Russian cunning", take out loans from banks and switch sides to Ukraine.