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santa

3 months ago
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  • Everyone keeps saying it's old. but I haven't seen it so it's new to me😊

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  • Ugh. Give us new content!

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  • Ad every time you skip around is a bit much.

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  • I gotta say, youtube's doing an incredible job at pushing me over to this platform. Their censorship has gotten so bad that I literally cant post anything relevant to any videos I watch now. Anything about centrist/right politics, wokeness, bodycam arrest videos, social issues, economy, ANYTHING relevant and it's auto deleted. No cussing, no slurs, nothing hateful or angry at all. Doesnt matter. It absolutely censors based on certain trigger words, as If I type something completely ambiguous like "yes I agree" without any context it stays up. But start talking about the actual content of the video you just watched and its gone. I'm getting really sick of being silenced by massive corporations.

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  • FIRE UP THOSE WOOD CHIPPERS!!!!

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  • I know that Santa...he didn't even do nothing.

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  • Such a polite and well mannered predator

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  • who the hell in the right mind would let complete strangers in their house with cameras. nobody with an ounce of brains would do that

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  • Whenever I run into oldies, like this content, I can't help not to share one of my oldies (wink-wink, right?) With that said, several years ago, I was unpacking the ol'Cervix Tear Implement. Ugh, I was on a date, of course. She wanted to see it. Yeah, I kind of bragged about it during texting before the meet and greet. Well, not actually all word-texting, but with emojis. I texted, "What I want to happen on our date isn't 🍆 🍑 🙃. But, 😡 🤜 🍑 🤛 😡." She replied, "that looks like angry sex and whats with the fists?" "That's the only way of expressing what it feels like to a woman... and so I was told," I explained. Then, she replied, "😍😮🍆👅 ❤️."

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  • These peeds are so cringe. Every single one of these creeps seem to live in filthy messy apartments or in run-down spider web covered houses. And both the peeds and their domiciles look like they reek of musty dirty ass.

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  • imagine you're basking In the warmth of your cozy living room at night reading a book and you hear rustling near the fireplace. you start to hear grunting, heavy labored breathing, some light muffled cursing, and soot falling down into your fireplace. someone is in the chimney. but who? or WHAT? A large balding head appears baring sparse wirey ginger hair. you rub your eyes, paralyzed in fear. a home invasion? through a chimney? no way... as a face comes into view, it's mouth opens and words resonate through the air "Sorry to meet you like this" "who are you and what do you want?!" you reach for phone. panicking. "im just here to go over some comments you left on the pp Chanel on rumble" as he emerges from the fireplace, you notice his shorts are torn, and covered in soot. he's belly bulges and you wonder how he defied physics to get down. the chimney. "Santa?" the words fall from your mouth involuntarily. "indeed! have you been a good boy, or girl?" "......... no. I have not." "Got it. git it." he replies. "well I don't think you're bad, I just think you got carried away with some internet bullshit and I'd like to get in your bottom *cough* to THE bottom of it. "o-okay...." then there's the look in his eye. like a starved bear awakening from a months long hibernation. he lunges, at you, pinning you beneath his rotund pelvis. the scent of sweat, body odor. and pickles invades your nostrils and fills you with a perplexing lust you've never felt before. you wake up on the floor hours later. what a dream that was! brushing yourself off, our of the corner of your eye, you see it. a pair of very large poss stained white underwear. this was no Dream santa is real and you were very naughty 😍😍😍😍🥒🏳️‍🌈

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  • Another packrat, dirty, hoarding pig.

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  • That was so courageous of him to be honest with Alex. Proved himself to be human. I wish all of you followers and guysh in the comments would behave more like this. Unburden yourselves all of you can do it!

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  • ain't seen this one

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  • This is why my kids never ever sit on anyone’s lap, especially some creepy Santa fuck

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