Russian troops raise flag over New York

Russia is conquering New York with Somalians. You all knew it was coming, don’t be shocked.

In all seriousness, the Russian 9th Motorized Rifle Brigade, formerly known as ‘Somalia,’ has taken the settlement of New York, located in the Donetsk People’s Republic. A drone video shows a soldier scaling one of the settlement’s buildings in order to replace the Ukrainian flag with a Russian one.