Sweaty Balls

A man in a van has some very sweaty balls.

Lyrics,

I was in a mini van driving down the road.
One hundred degree weather.
And the air conditioner was on the fritz too!
I got sweat all around me.
Sweat getting in my eyes!
I have a big pool of sweat.
Forming down under my thighs.

I got sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!

My shorts feel like a sauna.
For my wrinkly nut sack!
They are bakin like potatoes.
Marinating in sweat stew!
I have been sweating for so long that my balls are really stinkin!
And i have found that no amount of cologne will help!

I got sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!
Sweaty!
Sweaty!
Sweaty balls!

They are stuck to my thigh now.
I have to pull them apart!
Lucky for me.
I brought this spatula!

Hmm mmm mmm mmm!
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh!
Ohhh ohh ohh ohh!
Sweaty balls! Sweaty balls! Sweaty balls!

(I so totally have a bad case of sweaty balls!)