Steven Seagal's The Patriot Is So Bad It Revolutionized Medicine Forever - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's The Patriot is a lot like Mel Gibson's The Patriot, only its terrible in every way and has absolutely nothing to do with being a patriot. In fact, Seagal's The Patriot has nothing to do with anything and I refuse to believe it wasn't thrown together by an intern putting random scenes together as a joke, but it ended up being better than anything Seagal's ever made so they just went with it.