Arrested for Facebooking: Welcome to Britain 2024!

“Am I about to spend the night in the slammer? Should I pack my meds?”

Welcome to Britain in 2024, where the police knock on your door for the grave crime of making Facebook comments.

While the country spirals into chaos, the government's top priority isn't restoring order—it's hunting down anyone daring enough to complain about the mess online.

Congratulations, UK! You've officially upgraded to a fascist state under benevolent totalitarian rule. Cheers!