The tools in the shed

(Verse 1)
The tools in the shed were made by dad,
Made by dad, oh, made by dad,
Keir grew up with a spanner and a lad,
All day long.

(Chorus)
Oh, Keir, oh dear, what a plan you had,
With ideas so grand, it's a little bit mad,
Talking 'bout communism, two tiers so bad,
All day long.

(Verse 2)
In Keir's world, it's a grand old time,
Grand old time, oh, grand old time,
A two-tiered system with a bell that chimes,
All day long.

(Chorus)
Oh, Keir, oh dear, what a plan you had,
With ideas so grand, it's a little bit mad,
Talking 'bout communism, two tiers so bad,
All day long.

(Verse 3)
Ethnic Brits in the lowest class,
Lowest class, oh, lowest class,
Keir's utopia might not last,
All day long.

(Chorus)
Oh, Keir, oh dear, what a plan you had,
With ideas so grand, it's a little bit mad,
Talking 'bout communism, two tiers so bad,
All day long.

(Verse 4)
The hammer and sickle, Keir’s new dream,
Keir’s new dream, oh, Keir’s new dream,
But things aren’t always what they seem,
All day long.

(Chorus)
Oh, Keir, oh dear, what a plan you had,
With ideas so grand, it's a little bit mad,
Talking 'bout communism, two tiers so bad,
All day long.

(Outro)
So here's to Keir and his grand old schemes,
Grand old schemes, oh, grand old schemes,
We’ll watch and wait, and see what it means,
All day long.