TODAY'S NEWS, July 30, 2023

he News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) There was another security "incident" at President Trump's crypto speech event when two men sought to skirt the metal detectors. Meanwhile, the new Secret Service Director, Roland Rowe, is a cop with years of actual experience and said he was "ashamed" of the SS's performance. Small problem there Ro. You played a key role in denying President Trump additional agents and resources. President Trump, meanwhile, flat out asked Smarmy Christopher Wray, the director of the FascistBI, what he knew about the assassination attempt and when did he know it? After all, Wray said Trump wasn't actually hit by a bullet but by "shrapnel," a goofball idea debunked by his own FascistBI.

2) This didn't take long, as Cackles is already being described as a weak candidate. DemoKKKrat strategist---who has gone unheeded in the last several years---Ruy Teixeira, absolutely begs Cackles to focus on the economy. Nope, pal, she is interested in abortion, climate change, and bringing in more illegals. You know, those "winning issues." Oh, and the Rutabaga/Cackles regulations cost Americans $15,000 a year or 17% of their income.

3) As they should: DemoKKKrats worry Trump will overperform Cackles in the "Blue Wall" states.

4) Cackles is having a devil of a time (pardon the pun) finding a veep candidate. No one wants the job. So far, Witless Protection, Big Mike, Cankles, Roy Cooper, and Josh Shapiro appear to have said no. And this story says that interns were told not to look Harris in the eye. (What, they'd turn to stone?) It also appears as fast as they are named, DemoKKKrat potential running mates are having so much dirt dug up on them they are forced out. Josh Shapiro of PA had a sex harassment case and Mark (Moonman) Kelly has ties to a ChiCom spy balloon company.

5) Rutabaga, meanwhile, seems to have growtn about 4 inches taller. Must be the dementia.

6) Love it. From David Blackmon, the Rush Limbaugh of Energy, even Austin's superwoke city council had to admit that electric busses are da bomb. No, really, bombs. They can't make a single route without shifting passengers to another (charged) bus, and their 2020 plan is already up in lithium.

7) Lt. William Calley, the only officer or soldier convicted of the My Lai civilian massacre in Vietnam, dead at age 80.

8) A judge overturned a Mississippi law that prohibited ballots from being be counted after the election.

9) Now 62% of Americans think there will be cheating in the election. Oh, and a Rasmussen poll shows a majority want Rutabaga out of the White House NOW!

10) An Iowa law banning abortions after 6 weeks takes effect

IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

11) Missouri's AG filed a suit against Cackles saying she was part of the cabal that allowed millions of illegals to be brought in.

IN TRANSOID NEWS

12) Apparently the Paris Olympic ceremonies were too homo-ified for even Pastor Andy Stanley.

13) Oh, and the woke Olympics are allowing transoid men to beat up women in female boxing.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

14) No, oil is not going away. Oil and gas mergers topped $250 billion in the last 12 months.

15) Virtually all job growth is occuring in the government sector.

16) Tesla is recalling another 1.8 million vehicles.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

17) A fat, grotesque member of the "Last Supper" attack on Christians threatens to sue critics. Good luck. Meanwhile Slovakia will boycott the closing ceremonies as too woke.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

18) Life is so tough: Cardi B is facing foreclosure on her $5 million mansion. Oh, the zoomanity!

AND FINALLY . . .

19) These songs have perfect tempo for administering CPR. Somehow, I don't think Deep Purple's "Speed King" is gonna make the list. I can hear it now: "No, wait, I can't start without Dua Lipa." Come to think of it, if I had Dua Lipa I probably wouldn't need CPR.

Larry Schweikart

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