Rick and Lucy Miller - The Old Man That Enjoys Farting

Lyrics
(Verse 1)
In a small town in the heart of Texas,
Lives a dirty old man,
He's got a heart of gold, and a laugh that's contagious,
But there's one thing about him that's real outrageous.

Pre-Chorus:
Old dirty man,
doing the best you fuckin can

(Chorus)
Oh, the old man that enjoys farting,
A peculiar man always sharting,
and at night he fists himself,
fists himself all night long (always fisting)

(Verse 2)
He'll let out a tooter, in the middle of the street,
And the townsfolk will scatter, as they try to retreat.
But the old man just chuckles, with a mischievous grin,
He knows he's just being himself, and he's not causing any sin.

(Chorus)
Oh, the old man that enjoys farting,
A peculiar man always sharting,
and at night he fists himself,
fists himself all night long (always fisting)

(Outro)
So if you ever meet, an old man with a twinkle in his eye,
And a peculiar habit, that makes you wonder why,
Just remember the old man, who farts with such glee,
And let it be a reminder, to live life just as free.